Thursday, March 18

Newton will be devastated

Larry and Marty are hanging in a bar.

Larry: I really don’t understand what is so attractive in a place filled with drunk men.
Marty: Maybe it has something to do with sharing and connecting… stuff.
Larry: Right…

A pissed drunk chick tries to get up and immediately falls.

Larry (laughing): Did you see that?
Marty (dead serious): Larry, stop laughing. That girl just proved something.
Larry: Oh… What?
Marty: Gravity.

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